| ...SHORT STACK... And So It Continues... Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the side of the road and carefully got out of the car. I oprned the trunk and took out 2 cardboard men: unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their bodies and to the approaching drivers. To my surprise; cars started slowing down looking at my life-like men. And of course traffic started backing up. Everyone was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me: I could tell he was not a happy camper. What's going on here? My car has a flat, I said calmly. Well what the h*@# are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the side of the road? I couldn't believe he didn't know. So I told him. Helloooo, those are my emergency flashers! The "Short Stack" is from listeners like you. |
